""Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick"[Violent J]Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother.C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg!
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!"Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions.(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here!